This website consist of videos created under the “I Like To Play With Toys” Productions® brand. In addition to the videos it will also contain short stories, scripts, reviews, and anything else deemed interesting enough to post.
FAQs
Question: I have an idea for a video. Can you make it?
Answer: Yes we can, but you better prepare yourself to do the writing. We’re not responsible for figuring out your ideas. We’re too busy making our own crappy ideas.
Question: Can you convert my VHS tapes to DVD?
Answer: Yes, for a small fee and as long as it does not violate copyright laws. Email us at ILikeToPlayWithToysProductions@yahoo.com for additional information.
Question: Will you video my play/wedding/sweet sixteen/bar mitzvah/funeral/tax audit for a fee?
Answer: Yes, please email ILikeToPlayWithToysProductions@yahoo.com for additional information. Buyer beware!
Question: Will you make a music video for my band?
Answer: Yes. Please feel free to email us to discuss logistics.
Question: Can you provide media coverage for our convention/fund raiser/parade/Archeological expedition?
Answer: Yes we can. Please contact us directly for additional information.
Question: How much do you charge?
Answer: Rates are dependent on the service being provided. The main factor is the amount of cost and work we have to put into a project. The more supplies and time spent on service the more expensive. The less supplies and time the less expensive. You have to tell us what you want and we'll work with you to get the best quality service at a reasonable price. We are flexible with people's budgets and requests.
Question: Can I be in one of your videos?
Answer: Rates are dependent on the service being provided. The main factor is the amount of cost and work we have to put into a project. The more supplies and time spent on service the more expensive. The less supplies and time the less expensive. You have to tell us what you want and we'll work with you to get the best quality service at a reasonable price. We are flexible with people's budgets and requests.
Question: Why is your website so simple looking?
Answer: The website is barebones for faster load times and easier viewing on computers and smartphones. Also, thanks to the pending end of Net Neutrality we want to ensure our page loads as efficiently as possible to thus provide the least amount of hassle for you.
Question: Can I be in one of your videos?
Answer: Yes. No actor will ever be turned away at “I Like To Play With Toys” Productions®. This is probably because we don’t pay anyone but in fairness we don’t make any money either.
Question: Why do you make these videos?
Answer: We find them entertaining.
Question: Do you have a facebook page.
Answer: Yes, it’s www.facebook.com/ILikeToPlayWithToysProductions. Tell your friends
Question: Do you have a twitter?
Answer: Yes, it’s www.twitter.com/iLike2PlayWToys.
Question: Do you have a myspace page?
Answer: What’s myspace? (Yes, it’s a cheap joke, but we’re all about cheap jokes here).
Question: Can you stop posting videos on my facebook wall?
Answer: No.
Question: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Answer: The world may never know.
Question: Where do babies come from?
Answer: Please refer to your parent or guardian for the answer to that question.
Question: “I Like To Play With Toys” Productions® is the most awesome thing I have ever discovered in my entire existence and it has entirely change my life for the better. How can I contact you to express these wonderful emotions?
Answer: You can always post replies to posts in the blog itself or you can email us at ILikeToPlayWithToysProductions@yahoo.com.
